G-Spirits: The Proper Gamer's Drink

Are you a stereotypical gamer?

Do you live at home, in your parents' basement?

Do you shy away from sunlight, healthy foods, hygiene and.... women?

Do you long for the taste of a beautiful, silicon-filled woman to be upon your tongue while you drink away your conscious thoughts of depressing loneliness?

Well, we have the drink for you!!

G-SPIRITS!! The proper drink for an improper world!

This is not an actual advertisement, but from the way the German brewer is promoting its product you'd think that this was the target audience.

"G-Spirits is promising customers that "every drop" of its line of alcoholic beverages has been poured on the naked breasts of a certified model - with her approval, of course." 

O.o
Seriously?
I mean, I'm all for a naked women being wet and there being alcohol involved, but this just goes beyond* ridiculous. It's like these guys took the greatest thing about being a stereotyped "loser" - being alone and, apparently, male - and using that as a means to draw them in. And which group still, to this day, gets the greatest classification of being a hermitted loser? The video gamer. So, hey, they've got to be the perfect target audience.

Let's see, we've got the demeaning of women down already. Why not take the next step, G-Spirits, and head to E3? That'd be the perfect place! Your target "loser" consumer-base is there and they're already demeaning women in the skanky costumes! You'll fit right in!! You can even have girls pouring booze all over themselves to show the process and no one would bat an eyelash, too.
*gasp*
That's genius!! I should be in marketing. It's that simple, right?



Hey, at least they were kind enough to make sure they got the approval from these women to do it. They were really classy about it.


Check out this blurb about it on the Miss Representation website.

*Speaking of "Beyond", please be sure to pass along your best wishes to IGN's Greg Miller who is battling cancer - Hodgkin's Lymphoma - and is going to be missing NYCC 2012 due to a port being surgically implanted into his chest. All the best to him.

IGN Made Me Think? About Addiction?

They've done it! It's finally happened! IGN has finally written an article that can't, logically, be seen as pointless drivel. It's actually more of an Op-Ed, but it's one of the better ones that I've seen on the internet, let alone on IGN.
Don't get me wrong. I enjoy IGN's content a great deal and I tend to look to them for my gaming news. It's just that their content is well... Let's think of it like Jim Gaffigan would, "It's all McDonald's. McDonald's for your soul. Momentary pleasure followed by incredible guilt, eventually leading to cancer. 'I'm lovin' it.'"

Anyway!

IGN. Yes. Article.

So, IGN posted an Op-Ed written by IGN Wireless editor Justin Davis. Who?  Yeah. I was unaware of him until now, too. Guess if you don't do the mainstream stuff or scream "BEYOND!" you're not likely to be known on the website, unless you write something with some heart. And this guy did.

Seriously. If you're a person that has come to hate life - aka the 99% - and has come to play video games as a means of stress release and relaxation, then perhaps you should be reading this little tidbit from Mr. Davis. Here is the link!

He basically talks about how video games can be a destructive means of "security" and protection from the outside world. According to Davis video games have a certain level of guaranteed accomplishment; that they give you a feeling that your hard work is paying off. I, for one, cannot see anything incorrect with this logic.

I mean, the basis of video games is to play something entertaining, whether that be manipulating RG3's rookie season in Madden NFL 13, or you're running around a dark version of ancient Greece, killing Gods in God of War. Either way, you're doing it because you want to be entertained, right?  Well, what if you're doing it because you NEED to be entertained? There's a new and troubling way to think about it.

The truth is, you want me on that TV; you NEED me on that TV.

Gaming as an addiction isn't a relatively new viewpoint, but the way that Davis words it - in an "everyday man" sort of way - is a bit more convincing than from a doctor who's never laid a finger on a controller and yet wants to put you down for your evil vice (shame). Personally, I can find a whole lot of things that relate to me recently for why I would use a digital world to escape the shitty one in which I currently reside. And frankly, I don't care.

I'm not running out and buying up every new game every week for $60 a pop. I'm not standing in line for 18 hours waiting for the latest consoles (just bought my first N64 the other day which doesn't work on this craptastic coax port on this TV but that's anotherrantforanotherdayohmyGodmakeitstop!!). I'm not ignoring work, my girlfriend or eating in favor of long term gaming sessions. Well, maybe the eating part if I'm really getting into a game and a I have to turn in a review by a specific time, but that's actually doing work. REGARDLESS. I'm not letting the controllers control me.

Either way, I'd say that if you do have a curiosity into the psyche of a gamer and you'd like to read something that isn't pointless opinion about why Black Ops II is the second coming, I'd suggest reading Davis's Op-Ed.

Examiner blurb!!

Hey, guys.
I know you're desperate to hear my opinion on something soon, but I have nothing at the moment. However, I do indeed want to point you in the direction of my Examiner page, which has been updated with a short blurb about the "Hearthfire" DLC for Skyrim. Check it out!
Here it is!!!



In other news....

Weeee! Pandas!!

You Are a Splinter Cell

Morning, all!

It's Tuesday, so that means there should probably be some posts going on in here again. Today, we're going to try something different. How about not hearing from me for a change, hmm? Okay then. Today's piece is brought to you by @xbmcxbox, or Xbox Softmod. They specialize in softmods on the Original XBOX.

***As a note, Gamer Cents blog does NOT endorse/support the modification, whether hardware or software, and sale of any gaming console - XBOX, 360, PS2, PS3, etc - as it is a breach of the terms of use to either sell these modded systems and/or use them in an online capacity.

However, Gamer Cents is a blog that covers viewpoints on different topics of gaming, modding should not be excluded from that.***

You are a Splinter Cell

The date was October 31, 2006. I remember because I still have the receipt. I had previously gone to GameStop and purchased an Xbox Action Replay Kit. At the time, it cost around forty dollars, but it was worth it for what I had in mind. I was planning to hack my very first game console.

I was fascinated by anything hacking, tweaking, modifying or reverse engineering. The first thing I ever hacked was the T-Mobile Razr, clearing space and customizing files. The discovery in hacking electronics always kept me curious. But I'm not a real hacker; the real hacker is the guy who created the Splinter Cell exploit. I just read and applied like most.

I’m thinking the hacker read the back cover of Splinter Cell and took it seriously. At the top right it states, “You are Sam Fisher. You have the right to spy, steal, destroy, and assassinate to ensure that American freedoms are protected. If captured, the U.S. government will disavow any knowledge of your existence. You are a Splinter Cell.” That was intense! 

Anyhow, I was going for the Splinter Cell Xbox softmod. This quickly struck a chord since I always like software and I was always tweaking my Windows XP every chance I got. Software is where it's at - hardware always came off as tedious to me - so it was cool that I didn’t have to unscrew the Xbox to hack it. Anyhow, I got home with the hardware requirements to softmod the Xbox and this is when I started cracking my head. The difficulty was all in the research. It had seemed as if no one person was capable of publishing a simple softmod tutorial and these days people still write in circles. The lack of simplicity in tutorials is catastrophic. One should take tips from the instructions on the back of a Pop-Tarts® box, like "Step One: remove pastry from pouch." On top of that, there's such animosity on forums; users are so quick to flame you. Just make sure to hold back to block. Eventually I softmodded the Xbox and learned how to install emulators and XBMC. The first game I played was Donkey Kong Country (SNES); I was so amped I think I did a barrel roll.  At the same time I felt like Sam Fisher; I had sneaked my way in and solved the mission. 

At the same time I felt like Sam Fisher; I had sneaked
my way in and solved the mission.

Some time afterwards, I stumbled upon an idea to simplify the softmod process for the newbs. I quickly put it up on eBay, promoting that Action Replay was not required to softmod the Xbox. It did very well and then eBay eventually suspended me. This caused me to branch out, I began a site and instead of Action Replay Kit, I named it the Xbox Softmod Kit. Eventually I would write my own tutorial that was rated "E" for everyone to comprehend. The idea was to help the new comers cut through the forums and obscure information and create a one-stop service to softmod the Xbox.

The Xbox Softmod Kit is still active today with a 3-day rental option and contact support for obscure questions. Needful to say, I created this niche and now there are a few others doing the same. A special thanks to UberDalem from GameBlips forever posting that video tutorial/review and to the one who created the exploit, you are a Splinter Cell.

Kinect: Better With Skyrim

Dilated pupils, Dovahkiin?  So, that isn't fog floating around you.

Well, tomorrow is Tuesday, the day of the week that always finds its way into the soft place in a gamer's heart, despite being in the beginning of the week.  This is all the more so with the release of the Skyrim Kinect Support!  Yes, it's finally happened where a main stream game has a massive update to allow great use of the Kinect controller-free system.  What about Mass Effect 3?  Well, that was the first to really utilize the Kinect but it was in more of a "hey that's neat" kind of way.  The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim options for Kinect seem to be far more in-depth.  At least, in my opinion.
Take a look at the Skyrim Kinect Support trailer:

That.  Looks.  So.  Damn.  Cool.
In addition, Bethesda, developer of the Elder Scroll Series has so graciously posted a list of all the Kinect supported words and phrases.  I'd suggest printing it. Hi, I'm the link!!

::prints::

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty nuts about this.  I even traded in my PS3 version of Skyrim for the 360 version just so I could utilize my Kinect a little more (it's been collecting dust as an exercise piece...)!!  Plus, it didn't hurt my decision that the PS3 version was still insanely buggy. >_<

One last bit... along with the release of the Kinect update, Bethesda will be giving an announcement concerning the first DLC (downloadable content) for Skyrim.  Oh, my nerd-dom has gone off the radar here.  I guess there's a small part of me that is glad that my better half is gone for the week as I fulfill much delayed gaming withdrawl.  She'd probably kill me if I were to start shouting at the TV while she's trying to do.... well, anything.

Devs Are People, Too!

A recent article from Gamespot has rekindled my attention to something that has been floating out in rumor land for a few months now, Next-Gen consoles blocking used video games.  This is probably one of the more important topics for gamers to pay attention to, but is kind of flying under the radar a bit, or is at least over looked a lot more than topics like homosexuality in video games.  However, when the topic does come up a good amount of the voices are those of the consumer exclaiming the selfish evils of the developers and publishers and their money-grubbing tactics.  WAAAAAHHH!!

You know what?  I too feel a slight stinging in my heart when I think about how much money I WON'T be saving if I'm forced to buy only new, unused games at full retail price.  That would make my purchasing habits minimize as well as minimize the bookshelf of games of which I'm slowly growing proud.  I don't want to have to deal with buying a game at full price, then, after an hour of play, realize what a horrid piece of refuse I have purchased and then come to find out I cannot trade it in for anything because it was part of the "non-resellable" games for the new Next-Gens.  It would be the end of all things for anyone less sane.  And let's face it, despite my mild temperament, I border on sanity and bi-polar pretty often.  And remember that there are many, many people who are worse than me and with louder voices.

There would be no doubt that a veritable shit-storm of cries, whines, bitches and moans would emanate from the victimized masses.  Panic and chaos would reign supreme at Gamestops all over the country as calls for refunds and credits would hail from the heavens upon the unprepared black-polo-ed customer service representatives.  Stores would close.  Walmarts would take over.  Uninformed game opinions would take over the internet.  ANARCHY!!!

However.

Despite the fact that the doomsday machines are possibly in the works with the Next-Gens, I cannot help but think that blocking used games is something that makes complete and total sense, from a business perspective.  Most gamers are hobbyists and play only for an escape from a rough day... or the real world, whatever.  And those people don't pay attention to the workings behind the machine.  They don't see the cogs; developers, publishers, distributors, etc.  They only see the game and the price tag on it.  Isn't that a bit selfish?

"Waaaaaaahhhh!!"  Why should I have to buy the game new?  Why do I have to pay for a code to play the game online when I could rip off the development company and buy the game used?  I SHOULD be able to buy the game at a cheaper price and give nothing to the people that make the game.  I'm a special consumer.  Waaaaahhhhh!!!"  Oh, good grief.  Shut the hell up already!

This is seriously the thinking behind many gamers on the internet.  They see it as "unfair" or a "scam" or some damn invasion of their rights to cheaper shit.  Well, it isn't (well maybe the invasion of getting cheaper shit, but that's not immoral).  It's business and it's a way for the companies that gamers love and enjoy to stay alive.

Let's face it.  Gamers have been ripping these poor bastards off for years now, especially with how long the current gens have been running.  Gamers go into a Gamestop, GAME, EB Games, etc and buy a slew of great games, used and at a fraction of the original, new retail price every day.  This does a world of good to the retailer but does next to nothing for the people that make and/or publish the game.  Shouldn't they be the ones that gamers, the "loyal" fans of these guys, be protecting?  YES!!

It's being seen all over the place.  SONY recently announced they're cutting thousands of jobs.  Developers are closing down and/or are being bought out by other companies just to survive.  Thousands of jobs are being lost in an industry that shows such great potential for progression and innovation.  Why?  Because the consumers are not giving anything back to these people.  They're essentially STEALING the products from under the noses of the ones making them.

Now, I'm not a developer (would love to be some day *dreams*) and I really hate spending 60 bucks for a video game, but I also am intelligent enough to know that if I keep buying used games, a lot of my favorite developers, and thus my favorite series, will be shut down due to lack of profit gains. I think that takes a little bit more prevalence, at least in my mind, than saving 20 or so dollars.  Wouldn't one agree?

Personally, I'm not completely for the ban of used games in the Next-Gen systems, but I wouldn't be outraged if it happened.  I'd realize that these people, who work the hardest for us, the gamers, need to put food on their families' plates, too.  Therefore, we should be buying new games, instead of used.  And if any gamers get concerned about buying garbage games and then being stuck with them, perhaps looking into a Gamefly or Blockbuster account may end up being a good solution.  Rent a game for a few days, decide you don't like it and send it back.  The end.  Not so hard, huh?

"But it's an inconvenience to me.  I want to worry only about me."

Well, get over it, and yourself.

Where is everybody?

Okay, while I've got some downtime at work, I just wanted to post something on here that was bugging for the last week or so, and something reminded me of it.

Maybe about a week and a half ago, I was looking to play something online, namely a shooter type and on my 360. I decided to go with Transformers: War For Cybertron. Now if you've grown up with the Transformers G1 series and want to see something that takes the horrid taste of Michael Bay from your mouth, then this is the one for you. Enjoy.

With that in mind, I figured, "Hey, there should be a decent amount of people still playing this, despite the fact that this came out almost 2 years ago." Good enough logic, right? Boy was I on the "dark of the moon" on that one (see what I did there?).

I went to the global options for multiplayer and local and found a grand total of 128 players online... in the evening! What!? Apparently, unless your game's title is Call of Duty or Gears of War or Battlefield, etc, the likelihood of your multiplayer function lasting longer than six months is pretty much slim-to-none. Seriously!? That's how fickle you guys are? Are we really at the point where playing a game that's barely two years old is considered "nostalgia?" Oy vey.

That's just becoming sad. Not only did High Moon Studios create a Transformers game that embodies pretty much everything one could want from the series, they created a pretty fantastic multiplayer that had me playing pretty heavily. Sadly, that's not enough in today's gaming market. You gotta be a big name franchise before people will play your game beyond a year's time.

Really, people? I thought we knew better than that. And honestly, if playing WFC is nostalgia, then what is playing Super Mario Bros. on the original Nintendo? Being in denial? Gah!